What's for dinner?

Yes, you probably guessed that that was a cannibalism joke. Nothing gets past you, Sherlock. Today's offering is mouth-watering.

It's MICROWAVE MASSACRE! With Jackie Vernon AKA Frosty the Snowman in his final film!

The movie via YouTube.

Wow. Somebody actually uploaded the classic MICROWAVE MASSACRE. How cool is that? If you really don't know, allow me to enlighten you.

The guy on the left is Donald (Vernon), a goofy guy construction worker with a wife who has the cooking skills of a four year old with a Play-Doh Fun Factory. Her cooking sucks balls, OK? 

One night, he gets into a drunken fight with his wife and kills her with a pepper grinder. The next morning with no memory of the night before, he finds her body in the comically large microwave and begins to eat her, to discover she tastes fucking amazing.

He begins taking her to work as his lunch and even shares her with his coworkers.

"Damn! This is some good stuff!"

Donald then begins to bring home hookers to stock his refrigerator and cook in the microwave.

That's all the plot spoilers you get. The rest is up to you to discover.

This is a silly horror comedy here. Everything about this movie is built for laughs. 

I'll leave you now with probably the funniest quote of the film, brought to you courtesy of Donald himself.

"When I get really bored, I like to drive around and see how many squashed dogs I can count on the freeway!"