Wear a raincoat when you watch this movie.

Here's a tip. If you don't care for the gorier horror films out there, leave now without scrolling down. Because today's film is not only bloody, it's the bloodiest movie I've ever seen. Possibly ever made. Even bloodier than the great almighty Braindead from Peter Jackson. Yes. This is the reigning champ of the red stuff.

Today's film is DAS KOMABRUTALE DUELL. From director Heiko Fipper.

Here it is. Right here. Look up. Yep. That's the one.

So this isn't a film to watch if you want an engaging plot, well scripted characters, or beautiful cinematography. This is, to be frank, a stupid film. But the only reason you need watch it is for the gore. This is serious gore porn, here.

Somebody gets a hose. It's a messy ride with very little actual plot. Basic idea is you have these guys that are constantly at war with each other but nobody can actually die. So they spend all the movie shooting, hacking, slashing, stabbing, sawing, and generally destroying each other any which way they can. But since they can't die, all it takes is for their buddies to put them back together, whether it be with nuts and bolts or a hot glue gun. Then they're good to go again!

It's idiotic to epic levels here. And the dialog is all in German so you can't follow it unless you know German. Another of my complaints is that the gore is pretty brown looking. Like they spilled a chocolate milk into their fake blood sprayer. 

But the film is a novelty because of it's underground nature and the fact that it is the goriest damn thing I've ever seen. It is no exaggeration when I say this film has gore in every scene. No joke. Where Braindead makes the "mistake" of wasting time developing an actual plot, Das Komabrutale Duell gets to the point with the gore. They knew what you came here for and they ain't gonna make you wait any longer.

Heiko Fipper is also known for his film, Ostermontag, which is much better produced all around but far more disturbing. This is just stupid gore by the swimming pool full.